After a couple of more introspective entries from Cruise, Mission: Impossible II feels like a South American soccer match - high-kickin' and low-scorin'.
As is becoming tradition when Alex and Ben aren't so hot on a film, they've invited a guest to offer a slightly more positive opinion, so Rob (not that one) is here to try to defend this bizarre Bond ripoff and love letter to slow motion hair adverts.
Can Ethan Hunt save the Cruisiverse, or is he becoming the (secret) agent of chaos that will destroy it? All this and more awaits you.
Music is 'Mission: Improbable' by Dorian Kelly; artwork is by Laura Highton.
Start putting your list of favourite Cruise films together and listen to the contact details at the end of the episode for where to send them, along with any other comments.