This is one we recorded for Love Button's album Eat More Fruit, but ended up leaving it off the album for some reason I can't remember.
Lyrics:
They're coming now just like rednecks to Graceland
They seem to think that I know what I'm talking about
They think I heal them with a wave of my hand
Well I do what I can, and it all works out
Cuz they think I'm Jesus, and that's all right
They give me money and they call me the Christ
And they act like I know everything
And the pay's all right, but the lying is the thing
They're coming now like a moth to a candle
They hang my head on every word I say
I'm seeing death in every Christian face
If they ever find out just how much I've betrayed them
Cuz they think I'm Jesus, and that's all right
They give me money and they call me the Christ
And they act like I know everything
And the pay's all right, but the lying is the thing
They're coming now screaming "miracle, miracle"
I'll have to tell them all that I'm not prepared
One of these days they'll be coming with torches
I've seen the future, and I'm not there
Cuz they think I'm Jesus, and that's all right
They give me money and they call me the Christ
And they act like I know everything
And the pay's all right, but the lying is the thing
