I thought I might get you an iPad
Or a year's membership at the gym
But I put back my wallet
Soon as I recalled that
You’re an asshole that voted for him
So I’m afraid you’re not getting a sweater
Or massage chair to help calm your nerves
No Nintendo Switch
You dumb son of a bitch
I’ll be giving you what you deserve
You’re getting’ the finger for Christmas
For all that you are and have done
I’d give you some coal
that’s as black as your soul
But you’d prob’ly just burn it for fun
I don’t know what you wanted for Christmas
I assume that it was something else
But you’re a huge piece of shit
So you get what you get
Here’s the finger, now go fuck yourself
Fuck you
America does have its problems
Shit sucks for the whole working class
But how dumb must you be
To ever think he
Would do shit to help your stupid ass
I hope you're too rich to experience
The impact of what you pricks did
Cuz if you can't afford to
They'll probably deport you
To a country where you’ve never lived
So you get the finger for Christmas
‘cuz you’ve given my country the same
I’ll invite you my friend
To sit on it and spin
So fast that you burst into flames
You’re getting the finger for Christmas
And if you should think that’s unfair
Hey I understand
And I do have two hands
So I’ll make it a matching pair
Fuck you
If you go to the mall to see Santa
I honestly hope he’ll just say
Suck my North Pole
You stupid asshole
And chase your ugly ass children away
The damage you’ve done to America
Will prob’ly be with us for life
If you vote for that shit
Of course you will get
Told to go fuck yourself with a knife
You’re getting the finger for Christmas
You piece of shit snake in the grass
If you want some egg nog
You can suck my fat hog
Shove your holiday cheer up your ass
You’re getting the finger for Christmas
And it can’t be exchanged or returned
You voted for racists
And son on that basis
The finger is all that you’ve earned
Fuck you
