It's 1,275 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Administration, provided the US Constitution still exists then. In the meantime, Ghislaine Maxwell is pursuing a pardon/immunity over the Epstein files, seeing as people can't be sent to prison for evidence that definitely doesn't exist, and turned in over 100 names in a partial immunity deposition (tf?!). Also, Micro Johnson made headlines in the new South Park episode and decided that the House August recess begins in July now.