Anya details pronunciations of her name as heard around the world, loses spiritual equilibrium after altercation; how to rebuke panhandlers; bourgeois guilt, Nikki gets bullied by her therapist, lacks of empathy, Anya's mom abandons her in the snow; goat jumping + goat singers; Anya's parents' ven diagram engagement; Nikki hates baby-voiced girl rappers; Phil yearns for a "crazy voice," worries about dyslexia being hereditary, won't tweet a modeling pic; Anya bids adieu to a special person; N + P offer advice; no one knows anything.
