What happens when you toss "Who Watches the Watchers", "Journey's End", and "Homeward" into a blender, sprinkle a DASH of "The Wrath of Khan" angst over getting old on top, and then bake for 1 hour 43 minutes? The absolute clustercuss that is the thoroughly middling "Star Trek: Insurrection"! A planet has some magic space dust that's basically a fountain of youth, and the Federation has decided "screw ethics" to get their hands on it with the help of F. Murray Abraham doing his best "Brazil" face.
Also this week: lost opening, dumb puberty jokes, and ever-increasing stakes.
