It's vacation and justifying this title for both episodes is hard, but I liked it so much I don't give a fig. I guess the doors were half-opened for the crew to do their heisting in "Ariel" since Simon gave them what the kids call "the deets". After that, the title will make sense as we watch Wash AND Zoe break character for the sake of a bad plot that should've been good in "War Stories".
Also this week: font humor, a Tam family tangent (a Tamgent?), and the worst henchman job in space.
Timestamps: Ariel: 2:39; War Stories: 44:21
