So this is where it all begins, twenty-two years after it began: "The Phantom Menace". Come see Darth Vader as you've never seen him before - and never wanted to, really: as a precocious scamp who races electric chariots and says "yipee!" Meet a young Obi-Wan Kenobi, who's really kind of a jerk about locals, and his well-established master, Jedi Knight Y...oh...Qui-Gon Jinn? Anyway, sit back and relax and check out what is clearly a children's movie except for all the long-winded political discussions.
Also this week: an impressive bathroom break, overdone Yoda-speak, and poor Sith utilization.
