Brand New Beale With It. Papa Beale is back with yet another brand new slice of the EastEnders pie with Episode 56 featuring special guest host, for one more week, Carl!
A week that couldn't fully live up to the blast that was last week, Max strangles Ian, Tiffany threatens to leave to Milton Keynes (which means the Taylors would have to pay around £14 to see her again), Grey introduces some sandwich maths and I honestly can't remember what else happens - does anybody actually ready the rubbish I write here?
And of course, we have another dose of Albert Bear-Off this week along with another deep dive in to the world of the EastEnders Reddit page.