节目组: The World Says 世界说
节目名称: World interesting highlights 世界搞笑新闻
I: Hello everyone welcome to the world says from the VOE foreign language station.This is Iris.
F：And I am handsome Francies.
I: This week we will talk about some world interesting highlights.
F: Sounds interesting .What's the detail?
I: Now I'll give you 4 interesting world news, and you will point out which one is the false～
F: Ok.～I itch to try
I: Selection A. Russia news .
One day evening, a man was having a drink with his friend in a restaurant . Suddenly, 35 unknown masked men rushed in and fight against each other. Everyone run away except for the drinking man .He stay there still drinking like watching a theatre.
J: Selection B. Britain news.
Recently, a British company published a new invention, that is a air sac in the tie .men can drink the alcohol through the straw connected with the air sac when they are working. This accessory is inconspicuous. Your boss and colleagues can hardly discover you are drinking with it.
F: Selection C. Hong Kong news.
One day afternoon, in Mong Kok a tea cafeteria , two drunkards had drunk too much and they had a very pleasant talk. With the more they talk , the more they like brothers and both of their family name is Chen ,and they live in the same district! Afterwards, when two men were highly excited,they asked for the restaurant owner to witness them go for brothers. The restaurant owner at last can't stand them , so he call the police. After the police's research 原来他们真是亲兄弟
I: Selection D. German news .
A 24 years old college student come from Munster cause drink driving bicycle was published 500 euro fine by the police and was sentenced not to ride a bike on the road for 25years.
F: en... I 'll choose D.
I: wing wing wing wing ,you are wrong. The correct answer is C.
F: My goddess! Foreign countries are so strict
to the drink driving.
J: Yes. In America, the police will install a ignition lock on the car of who has drink driving record. Everytime when you want to drive the car, you have to blow to the lock to detection alcohol wheather is excess. If it was found that you have drink the wine before driving , the car can't be open.
I: And in Thailand , if you drink driving, you will be in jail at most for 10 years and the fine will be published at most to 20 thousand yuan. The drink driving people also should do volunteer 's work like cleaning the toilet, doing some society work and so on.
F: 酒驾真是个很严重的事情.
F: Jane, are you a sophomore？
J: Yeah, what's the matter?
F: Have you ever think of how to spend the time in your future schoolies week ? Would you do something crazy?
J: No, I will do as the same cause I'll take postgraduate entrance exams.
F: 你真是个学霸...My friend study in Australia told me that (响指)
I: Now schoolies week it's a big problem and you know why? Because more and more people attending this. Every year we have students from the world, coming to this one spot on the Gold Coast. The authorities have finally cottoned on to this and they've invented a new concept of the "Party Pass", where by you have to prove that you actually are a student that has graduated. Is this going to curb the problem? I don't think so, because most of the people are doing nudie runs, and the plunge into the sea, which is something I have no idea what is all about.
J: Well, we have discussed so much, but it is not over, following we are going to bring you some small, funny, Stories that happened recently.
F: Okay, let's check out what else.
Wowhoho，there is a man who sneak into the kindergarten six times just for stealing kids' biscuits and was convicted for one year after being arrested. 吃货的人生不需要解释
I: Nowadays, bike-riding is becoming more and more popular, but, can you imagine someone ride from Beijing down to Africa? According to the report, a young man in 佛山 ride to Africa without a stop just because he wants to give vent to his anger due to the argument with his girlfriend.
F: One hundred dollar can do lots of things such as buying some clothes, having a good dinner, and you probably don't know that it can also wake up a vegetative patient. After being unconscious for two hundreds day or so, Lee, a young man who was passed out as a result of stayed up a whole week, was able to move his arms when his mother putting out one hundred dollar from her purse.
I: Other news, the Chinese star Zhao Wei is being accused recently, and the reason of it is that the accuser can't bear Zhao Wei staring at him in television, and he wants the compensation for moral damage, which is incredible and makes the judge confused so much
F: A woman hasn't been passed the Driving license test for fourteen years，and when facing with the emergency situations, she just throw away the steering wheel and use her hands cover her face ! Finally, the driving school refund all the money and invite her to have a dinner.
l: Also about the car, one criminal in HuBei use the ID card to take a vehicle to run away but it happened that the ID card's owner is a criminal too, so he was put into jail, with a ten-galen confused face.
F: Oh, what a shame. Next one, one woman frightened a thief away in the midnight. Do you guys know what she did?
J: It is hard to say. Just tell us Francis.
F: Okay, actually, she did nothing, but she is watching a TV program and burst out into laughter, which freaked the poor thief out and nearly fall off when escaping.
I: I can't imagine how terrified her voice sounded. Do you believe our pursuit of love won't fade away as years pass by?
J: Why did you said that, let me see your news.
I: No hurry, I will tell you, a old man have to move away many times beacause he was disturbed by a woman aged 70's endless confessions about her love to him. And every time he moved away, the woman always can find him few days later. And she even broke a window to draw the attentions.
F: 天呐，听得我又相信爱情了.
J：That's crazy, So here is a tip，handsome guys need to be careful when walking on the street and don't forget to draw the curtains when staying at home. Speaking of the love, next news will definitely pulls you into realistic,,A man left his younger brother and drive away without noticed it until he has driven 20 miles away.
F: what？ You know, I happened to have a twin brother, if he do this to me, I will remember him in the rest of my life.
I: Sorry to interrupt，but is time for us to say goodbye.
F: Yeah, see you next time.
感谢制作苏鑫，感谢制作王紫丞. Bye～
节目监制：周宸聿
编辑：张燚铭 苗世钰 夏茂航
播音：张燚铭 苗世钰 夏茂航
制作：苏鑫
