🎙️ Open (00:00 → 10:14)
Chris and Mario open with light banter about time flying, joking about writing 2026 on checks, time travel, and hypothetical ways to use future knowledge for profit (notably Bitcoin). They discuss how isolating it would be to relive childhood with adult knowledge before transitioning to football talk.
🏈 Thursday Night Football: Eagles vs Giants (11:01 → 17:12)
Line: Giants +7.5
The hosts react to Philly's loss and note defensive stats: Eagles allowing just 2.9 yards per carry over the last 3 games and leading the NFL in 3-and-outs.
Discussion centers on offensive struggles, locker room tension (AJ Brown, Saquon Barkley, Jalen Hurts), and offensive line injuries (Lane Johnson, Landon Dickerson, Juergens).
They emphasize Philadelphia's 10-1 record in their last 11 Thursday games and mock rotation decisions with backups Matt Pryor and Brett Toth.
🌍 London Game: Broncos vs Jets (17:12 → 19:22)
Line: Jets +7
Hosts question whether this could be the Jets' first win abroad.
Praise for Breece Hall, dubbed “Mr. London” (6.0 YPC in UK games).
Both agree Denver likely dominates due to coaching and defensive structure.
🐎 Cardinals vs Colts (19:26 → 26:40)
Line: Colts −7
They discuss Indy's sneaky-good offense and Arizona's inconsistency.
Segment diverges into coach Jonathan Gannon's $100K fine for an on-field altercation, drawing comparisons to Bruce Arians' past incident.
Tangent: an extended Buffalo Wild Wings (“BW3”) lore and contest bit, offering a $250 gift card for funniest fake origin story.
🏙️ Browns vs Steelers (26:44 → 30:20)
Line: Steelers −5.5
Hosts predict a big Steelers win but mock both teams' offensive ineptitude.
Discuss Kevin Stefanski's QB indecision between Zappe and Shedeur Sanders, and the fallout of Joe Flacco's trade exit.
Debate Shedeur's attitude, media presence, and perceived entitlement.
🐈 Cowboys vs Panthers (30:25 → 32:15)
Line: Panthers +3
Mario boldly predicts a Panthers upset, citing momentum and Dallas' inconsistency.
Noted Carolina's league-worst 23 sacks allowed and Dallas' dominance over the NFC South (9-1 since 2021).
Praise for Javonte Williams' resurgence, comparing him to Nick Chubb.
⚫ Rams vs Ravens (32:16 → 34:23)
Line: Ravens −3
Discussion on Baltimore's strange trade sending Odafe Oweh to Tennessee for Alohi Gilman plus a pick, while signing C.J. Gardner-Johnson.
Speculation that “something's up” in Baltimore, possibly locker room tension.
Praise for Puka Nacua, tying the NFL record for most catches in first five games.
Mario sides with the Rams if Lamar Jackson sits.
🏴☠️ 49ers vs Buccaneers (34:23 → 37:37)
Line: Bucs −3
Mario declares Tampa “his favorite non-Lions team.”
Chris highlights Mac Jones' resurgence with the 49ers (300+ yards, 2 TD avg).
Debate over Brock Purdy's long-term value, suggesting Jones fits Shanahan's system better.
Speculation about Jones' next move — possibly backing up Josh Allen in Buffalo for career rehab.
🐆 Seahawks vs Jaguars (37:54 → 39:39)
Line: Jaguars −1
Praise for Trevor Lawrence's grit, “winning ugly but effectively.”
Comparison to “Excalibur moment” leadership growth.
Recap of Darnold vs Baker shootout from prior week (380 vs 340 yards).
Jaguars' ability to “flip the switch” earns both hosts' confidence.
🎰 Titans vs Raiders (40:28 → 42:48)
Line: Raiders −4
Mixed feelings on Cam Ward's flashes amid Tennessee's poor roster.
Hosts criticize the Titans' nonexistent offense and lack of weapons.
Expect the Raiders to win behind Geno-like low-turnover efficiency.
🧀 Bengals vs Packers (42:48 → 44:21)
Line: Packers −14
Unsure if Joe Flacco starts; both slam Jake Browning's play.
Mock the Bengals' logic of signing “the slowest QB alive.”
Expect a comfortable Packers win (“by 12–14”).
⚜️ Patriots vs Saints (44:23 → 45:35)
Line: Saints +3
Hosts recap New England's emotional high after a big upset.
Mario warns of regression and expects a Saints upset, noting travel fatigue and Diggs' inconsistency.
🦁 Sunday Night Football: Lions vs Chiefs (46:16 → 47:44)
Line: Chiefs −2.5
Deep dive into Detroit's secondary concerns and run-game dominance.
Mario predicts the Lions could produce two 100-yard rushers and questions KC's mystique.
Chris notes the Chiefs haven't lost to Detroit at Arrowhead since 1988.
