In The Moonlight Gallery, a reporter for one of Malifaux's illegal newspapers is on a delivery run when he meets a strange child in the wood.
- Read by: Ian Travis
- Announced by: Julian Smith
- Music by: "Frog Secret Agent" by 3 Leg Torso (Opening & Closing), "Campfire" GarageBand Loop, "Rock the Boat" by Beth Caucci (Interstitial)
