In the first installment of Welcome to Malifaux, Taelor tells the story of how she lost her arm and acquired her famous relic hammer.
- Read by: Ian Travis
- Announced by: Julian Smith
- Music by: "Frog Secret Agent" by 3 Leg Torso (Opening & Closing), "Campfire" GarageBand Loop, "Banshee W'Me (Instrumental)" by Lamar (Interstitial)
