Comedy writer Jacob Harper (Top Story! Weekly) talks Cardinals, Cardinals, and Cardinals. Headlines: Red Sox and Braves self-destruct, NBA still locked out, Paralympics update, and Detroits mobile strip club. Sketches: Nascar schedule, Ozzie Guillen’s first press conference as the Marlins’ manager, Donovan McNabb post-game. Weird Sports: Cow Fighting. Valiant Prophecies: Tigers v. Yankees, Rangers v. Rays, Phillies v. Cardinals, D-backs v. Brewers
