Joel is the first man to ever find a way to make John Rocker lose it. Headlines: Tebow continues his dominance, Rex Ryan swears at a heckler, Joel gets John Rocker to swear, NBA still cancelled, Matt Kemp squeezes cash from the bankrupt Dodgers, Justin Verlander wins the Cy Young, and re-aligning the NHL's insane conferences. Sketches: Thanksgiving at Jordan's. Weird Sports: Wife Carrying. Valiant Prophecies: Nebraska v. Michigan, USC v. Oregon, Indiana v. Michigan St., Kansas St. v. Texas, Oklahoma v. Baylor. And don't forget to post your athlete food puns on Twitter with #athletefoodpuns!
