The Guess Who Contest is well underway with loads of entries hanging around the forum . You've still got a week to get them to us! We pity the foo who doesn't enter as well as the foo who's never seen a naked lady toothbrush. Our gums have never been so fresh. Arrr.
Musical Guest:
100 Damned Guns performing "Hangin'" and "I Fall Down"
Tales of Wonder:
* Guess Who Contest Update!
* How To Make Friends and Distribute Potatoes in Cafeterias
* Fleet Week Sea Men
* What Happens When You Call 911 for Snakes
* Naked Lady Toothbrushes
Impromptu Songs:
* An Old Austrian
* The Mr. T Challenge
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
* "Annie's Got the Lice of the Face!"
* "Girls gone wild, gone to elementary school, to serve mashed potatoes."
* "Sea People! Sea People! But at least that's better than Sea Men! Sea Men!"
* "Hoooooly Kid!" "Holy baby goat?"
* "Guess who killed the butler, because it couldn't be the butler."