Hallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil's playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, just last week I sold one to old Thomas Payne, and what a time he had!
Musical Guest:
The Ditty Bops performing "Angel With An Attitude" and "Aluminum Can"
Tales of Wonder:
* The Studio Is Haunted by Playground Ghosts (aka the Yates and the Malki!)
* MOCCA Recap
* Colonial Williamsburg is Embarrassing at 25 with your Parents
* The FLUFF WHO Finalists are Announced!
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
* "Putting on the Ritz...Cracker that is!"
* "I'm full of cheese and ready for love!"
* "La la la naked."
* "Free high-fives, while supplies last."
