Choose any of these four exciting characters to guide you through this week's show: Colleen AF Venable, Annie Sanders, Chris Dlugosz, or Mikey IQ Jones. Each has a special ability: Annie has brilliant facial hair and can jump very high, Mikey is very good at defying gravity, Chris can throw things quickly and is a very agile pianist, and Colleen is very unbalanced and smells a bit like the inside of a turkey. Good luck! I hope you make it to level 7 because that's totally the best one. Oh yeah, and should anyone try to interfere with your listening to Fluff Radio Show #44 they can be easily defeated by throwing items plucked from the ground. Like vegetables, other people, or spare trombones.
Musical Guest:
Chris Dlugosz, of PIXEL and ARMCANNON fame, performing "Original 03" and "Super Mario Bros-Underworld Contorted"
Tales of Wonder:
* We'd Do Hanson If It Cured Cancer
* Myth Bustin' with Mr. Bean
* Life is Good in a Frogsuit
* How to Play Crackman
Impromptu Songs:
Tragic Birthday (music by Chris Dlugosz, words, screams, and creepy whispers by Annie, Colleen, and Mikey)
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
* "Cheek implants." "Chicken plants?" "Yes. She got chickens implanted in her stomach so she'd never be hungry again."
* "Streets on the China, never hurt um' before."
* "The thought of the proverbial dangling quiche."
* "It's a 'Turkey on Mr. Bean's Head' phone and to answer the phone you lift the turkey off Mr. Bean's head and put it over your own."
