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Description

If there's one thing you learn from this week's show (other than how to really confuse a puppy) is that the only thing more fun than walking on clouds is walking on clouds with your feet cut off. Welcome to the Fortress. Bring your elephants and goats and stay a while.

Musical Guest:

The Teeth performing "Oh, Bessie!" and "So Long"

Impromptu Songs:

* Cheesy Lady
* The Lonely Goat

Tales of Wonder:

* The Anti-climactic Nosegasm (Sorry for the crappy quality of Colleen's voice in this one. Her left nostril apologizes profusely.)
* First Recording in the Cloud Fortress
* Annie's Elephant in the Closet Joke
* Koosh Balls of Danger
* The "Colleen wants to cut off her feet and buy prosthetic feet" Fund

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Instead of her fondling her possessions, for once she's looking at mine."
* "Wanger sounds like the dirty section of the airport."
* "Captain Hook. He's like a book. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs."