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1.
I tried doing a backflip on flat ground, but I landed on my head.
2.I sent her a dick pick. It backfired spectacularly when she showed me hers which was bigger than mine.
3.I was flirting with this girl and I didn’t look forward so I walked straight into a lamppost.
4.When we were like 13 I wrote her a love letter and gave it to her. Her reaction : in whose name did you give it to me ? Like I was a fucking postman to her…
5.
I drank 20 tequilas at once and puked and was driven to the emergency. We were together for 2 years.
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