This week, we hit peak 80s: Spielberg masterpieces, fashion statements that doubled as safety hazards, and cartoons that raised a generation on slapstick and explosions.
First up, we swing into action with Spielberg’s finest from the decade, where aliens phoned home and archaeologists somehow outran boulders in leather jackets. History class was never this sweaty.
Next, we take a walk down the runway of retro glory. Leg warmers, parachute pants, and shoulder pads wide enough to block a punch from Mike Tyson.
And finally, we fire up the VCR for a cartoon binge. From G.I. Joe to Smurfs and Inspector Gadget, we’re talking peak animation, peak toy marketing, and peak childhood sugar highs.