- Segment 1
-A new co-host is added to the show. Yay!
-That new co-host is Greg Benson. Boo!
-Columbus Crewzers FC come away with a point in Bridgeview. Does America care? The answer is obviously no, America does not care at all.
- Segment 2
-We get to know Greg a little bit better.
-Greg's boring stories cause blood to pour out of Morgan and John's eye sockets.
-John tries to breastfeed Greg, Morgan cuts to commercial.
- Segment 3
-Fake Anthony Precourt leaves a voicemail showing his support for ACES Radio.
-ACES Radio leaves a return voicemail for real-life Anthony Precourt.
-Talking about #TIFOSWEAT.
-USMNT vs. Guatemala
-American Outlaws is a pyramid scheme.
