- SEGMENT 1: Recapping Crew SC vs. Portland, Recapping capos after week one, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls.
- SEGMENT 2: Celebrity Fan Andrew Erickson from The Columbus Dispatch joins the show to talk about things and also about stuff.
- SEGMENT 3: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction updates, and previewing Columbus Crewzers FC vs. The Orlando City Dot My Shopifys Dot Com's.
