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Welcome, everybody. It's a very exciting week. I don't know what's more exciting, the fact that football's back, or this is our first episode. 64 and raining, coming to you from Los Feliz at the Shakespeare Bridge. We are hoping to show you some really exciting sunny Los Angeles locations: the Griffith Park Observatory, the Hollywood sign, but instead you have to settle for lovely and rainy. Just like Melbourne, folks. Well, not Melbourne this weekend, it was like a hundred degrees. What do you call that in Celsius? 30 something.
At any rate, it was an exciting weekend of football. There were a couple exceptional games. Let's give it to our boys at GWS. What a comeback, man, my boy, Toby Greene. Our beloved Eagles fell short of the goal of a win.
Can the commentators decide whether his name is Tommy Barrass or Tommy Baris. Come on, Victorian commentators, can you get your shit together already? It's his name. It shouldn't be that hard for you guys to work out that one detail.
But I think the thing we all wanna talk about is Charlie Curnow's hair. He's pulling a hot Chris Atkins from Blue Lagoon. Nice style, Charlie.
Standouts of the game. Sexy Saad, that's his new name. Adam Saad. I'm calling him Sexy Saad. I don't care what anybody says. Our boy, our Brownlow medalist, he had a good game, but they just couldn't pull it off in the end. But we'll take the draw. And if you're an Eagles fan, it kind of helps us 'cause we're, we're gonna end up at the bottom. Let's face it, folks, it was a really crappy opener, but I think we're ranked 11th after game one, so we only have down to go.
Collingwood versus Geelong. What a game. We thought the old men were gonna take it, but apparently Collingwood had other plans.
In other news, Gryan Miers cut his hair, got rid of the dreads. Hallelu, ladies, looks much better. He is a cute guy. And now let's talk about the coach, Chris Scott. I don't know why I never noticed how hot he is. He's up right up there with Justin Longmuir from Fremantle. We're gonna have a contest later in the season to see which coach actually is the hottest in the AFL. So stay tuned for that.
Let's talk about the hairstyles. I wanna talk about Mullet Nation. You all have to band together, Aussie women and you have to stop sleeping with the players that are wearing these outrageous mullets. They're not gonna learn unless you let them know. Nobody wants to see the business in the front, party in the back. It's time to retire the mullet once and for all. That style has never, never been a good look. Never will be a good look, and it just needs to go.
The next thing we wanna talk about is the dyed hair, Rory lobb. Sorry, Rory. I mean, you're a nice looking dude. What's with the blonde hair? Nobody wants to see it. Girls, it's your job. You need to tell them. They don't know. They really don't know. They think they know, but they don't know.
So some of the things I'm interested in this year are whether or not Dusty Martin got any new tattoos, who's most likely to get a full sleeve before the season's over. I mean, maybe that won't happen cuz I can imagine the sleeve is kind of, sleeve is kind of painful. And so maybe they won't do it during the season, but I'd like to still have a, like a vote out there to see who we think is most likely to get a full sleeve in the coming year. I'd also wonder like what's the most surprising tattoo that's on any of these guys' bodies. What would you be most surprised to find out that Jamie Elliot had tattooed on his body? What are the weirdest tattoos that are on these guys' bodies? Does anyone have any idea or anybody wanna wanna have a guess? Apparently Dustin Martin has a tattoo of Axl Rose. My question, was it eighties Axl rose? Or nineties or 2000? Because once you get to the 2000 Axl is just the shadow of himself with all that plastic surgery.
Mason Cox ... [sigh].
