• Plumbing issues and appreciation for working toilets
• Joke about tossing waste off balconies
• Modern Plumbing Industries ad, services, and outdoor shower install
• Praise for Modern PI's reliability and wide service area
• Tom and Dan show intro with Ross McCoy guesting
• Tom fights off a worsening cold, uses vibrating pipe device for lungs
• Gross loogie talk and clearing chest congestion
• BDM Appreciation Week and April 19th Party details
• BDM perks, joke about drunken double sign-ups
• Hollerbach's Chef Pat 20-year event with surprise belt from Adam Pierce
• Tom's awkward speech and surprise-ruining moment
• Surprise party debate and Pat's dislike of surprises
• Praise for pork shank, Tom eats too fast
• Dinner with Norm, Crystal, Simone, Brendan O'Connor, and more
• Tom covers Norm & Crystal's meal, sparking financial tension with Dan
• Argument over voicemail service and walker re-use
• Sword cane debate and long-borrowed item disputes
• Realization that many friends have helped Tom over the years
• Christine praised for event help and gifting
• Tom wonders if he gives enough, Dan prefers self-reliance
• Favors make people feel good—Tom's German restaurant favor test
• Ross takes favors, remembers early BDM sod farm party
• Underage bartender and shirtless Ron at wild first BDM bash
• Dan rides with listener who had full-scale marijuana grow house
• High Times photo ops and weed legality vs. old paranoia
• Dan's electric Vespa project update
• Story of drug dealer with $10k pit bulls
• Ross links dog breeding to party lifestyle
• Ross's dog confused by barking truck
• Tease of "Snow Brown" story
• Wild NJ police chief antics: pranks, harassment, spiked coffee
• Discussion on toxic prank culture in police departments
• Pee pranks, courtrooms reading gross quotes, and Coke pube clarification
• New music from Laura Jane Grace, the Gamblers, Common Saints, Catbite
• Streamline Mortgage ad with Brian ZIMMO's proactive refinance approach
• Ross books comedy show in Bunnell (April 3rd) and Bull & Bush Character Night (April 23rd)
• Ram Davasy and Rue Nafasat to host
• Dan dreams of tiny-town living and Hardy's fried chicken
• Nostalgia for small-town gas stations and authentic Mexican food
• Tom's maskless pandemic visits to rural towns
• Listener voicemail about hazard light etiquette
• Legality of hazard light use while pulling over
• Parking signal confusion and hazard etiquette on modern vehicles
• Tom's parking chaos vs. Crystal's precision
• Ross likens Tom's methods to AI-generated logos
• Tommy inherits Tom's improvisational style, forgets backpack
• Camping trip responsibilities, overcommitting, and scheduling regrets
• Ross's challenge to Tom: pallet truck test with no training
• Dan and Grizz used to ride pallet jacks at Home Depot
• Listener Clark vents about school pickup lines
• Andrea parks and walks, while others arrive hours early
• Ross's pickup line S-curve and blocked traffic complaints
• Schools assign traffic staff due to parental incompetence
• Precision vs. chaos in school release systems
• Tom's mom warned to stay quiet about drug dealer at bus loop
• Listener story bluffing cop out of car search with weed
• Tactics when dealing with police smell-based searches
• Dan's joke about hops as weed smell decoy
• Listener Neal mentions Dan's "Who's the Baddie?" Coco episode
• "Space Pups" vs. "Space Buddies" and fart jokes in dog movies
• Nostalgia for early radio work and morning show indifference
• Dan learns not to over-prepare for radio
• Akeem Woods fired for giving away food and talking too much
• Critique of corporate promotions and performance disconnect
• Mockery of corporate "family" language and blind loyalty
• Daniel enjoys doing quality work for the work's sake
• Biggest raise came during a low-effort year
• Andrea praised for effort vs. reward balance
• Listener calls in about racism at hibachi restaurants
• Cruise ship chefs vs. stereotypical performances
• Satirical take on restaurant stereotypes
• New music: Common Saints – "Firebird"
• Dan's comfort food from Current Seafood Counter
• The Orb: chaotic Van family bad luck
• Jennifer joins to describe I-4 trailer fire during band haul
• Jen extinguishes fire with Sunkist, faces mechanical doubts
• Praise for Jen's competence and responsibility overload
• Jen drops trailer in Daytona, sets up floor solo
• Becca places 6th after only 5 months of training
• Flags possibly burned from Jen's roadside cigarette
• Dan emotional about hardworking kids in extracurriculars
• "Explosion of the Month" segment: 1970 Oregon sperm whale
• Whale explosion aftermath and alternative disposal ideas
• Exploding Whale Day and papier-mâché firework whale plans
• ChatGPT joke frustrates Dan, idea to book it as comic
• Debate on AI-written stand-up vs. original material
• Comedians' delivery vs. content—Preacher Lawson, Mitch Hedberg
• "Yesterday" film premise, stand-up theft parallels
• Heather Shaw's Jim Carrey impressions and style impact
• Corey Feldman on Billy Corgan's podcast—chaotic persona
• Booking Corey for BDM party? $15k and tolerability concerns
• Podcast ambush idea for Corey Feldman
• Ross plugs "The Orlando Talk Show" with therapy guests
• Pints and Paws event details and pet charity support
• Joke about local dealer getting charity cut
• New BDM merch drop and email reminders for party
• Final show thoughts on work/life balance and fulfillment
• Show ends with "Ram Daisy" sign-off
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