Welcome to the very first episode of It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!—the podcast where classical music meets chaos, comedy, and questionable career choices.
Every pianist knows the golden rule of survival: When in doubt, blame the piano. Sticky keys? It’s the piano. Wrong note? The piano. Complete memory slip? Clearly, the piano is out to get you.
🔥 In this episode:
The Top 5 Best Excuses for Your Next On-Stage Disaster
Why blaming the piano is an art form
The real reason we pretend to inspect the instrument after a wrong note
Oh, and a special shoutout to oursponsor, because nothing says “professional podcast” like having a proper sponsor.
Buckle up—this is only the beginning. And remember: It’s NOT you… it’s the piano. 🎶
