This week we celebrate Sanchez's birthday with copious amounts of alcohol.. We start off with a Florida woman that poses as head of immigration in order to make some extra cash on the side. We talk about a protest we could all get behind. Then there's these sick fuks that are lacing hotdogs with Ibuprofen to kill dogs. There's also a poor guy that is legally declared dead but wakes up minutes before his autopsy, I tell ya, you can't make this shit up. So kick off your shoes, pour a drink because you'll need at least three to listen to the news you didn't know you needed.
