We finally landed Brad Pitt… kind of. In this week’s episode of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, I sit down with “Bradley Pitt” to talk about space trash, dropping out of Mizzou with 2 credits left, and whether Meet Joe Black deserves to be launched into orbit forever.
There’s also a lasagna-eating dog, a debate over buying space suits on Etsy, and a bold new plan: introducing our official mascot… Jelly Eagle.
We’ve only got 79 days until the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Is this the moment that puts us on Good Morning America? Or is this all just an absurd, intergalactic joke?
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Breakdown:
00:00 – Opening Tidbits
01:08 – Bradley Pitt Saves Humanity
01:23 – First Rule of Fight Club
02:33 – Moneyball Math vs. Space Trash
04:02 – Oscars, Humanitarian Work & Who’s the Real Hero?
05:21 – Brad’s Dog Eats a Whole Lasagna 🍝
06:42 – Will Brad Be Forgotten When I’m Famous?
07:23 – Which Brad Movie Should Become Space Trash?
08:06 – We Actually Interviewed Brad Pitt (Kind Of)
08:28 – The Children’s Book: Colleen Goes to Space
09:21 – 13 Days Left to Hit 50 States
11:40 – Enter: The Jelly Eagle Mascot 🦅
12:54 – Emerald City Comedy Club’s Up Next Showcase
14:22 – Splish Splash in the Space Trash Bucket
