Picture thousands of prehistoric stone jars—each the size of a backyard hot tub—dotting the Lao countryside like somebody threw a Neolithic keg party and forgot the cups. Archaeologists say these mega‑mugs once held funerary remains (so, technically still a party). Fast‑forward two millennia and the same hills are littered with unexploded ordnance from the Vietnam‑era “Secret War,” turning a UNESCO World Heritage Site into history class and minefield in one convenient package. We’ll dig into Iron Age burial customs, trace the blast radius of geopolitics, and see why de‑miners and scientists now share the world’s strangest coworking space—plus a detour to eerily similar jar fields in northeast India. History, tragedy, and stoneware—all in under ten respectful yet surprisingly fun minutes.