In this episode, we ooze through:
Theories ranging from “marine microbe” to “space booger”
Why this goo might be more at home on Europa than Lake Michigan
The highly scientific process of poking it with sticks
And how sea captains everywhere are now quietly panicking
Strap on your hazmat suit, ignore the squelching noise behind you, and join us as we ask: Is it alive… or just rude?
