I hit 10K on YouTube, and we're celebrating. In this solo episode, I talk Beyoncé ghosting Houston, throwing two first birthday parties (Ghanaian vs. white people party chaos), and trying that viral Red Lobster seafood boil. I might leave my husband for Jason Statham, I’m done with Love Island, and starting a new diet to lose these last 35 lbs. Still running my “don’t have kids” campaign—and yes, I’m giving you the hacks to get a free boob reduction through insurance. Let’s talk.