The Feral Creatures of Chaos – Episode 21: “Certified Haters”
Some people earn diplomas. Others earn certifications. And this week, the Feral Creatures of Chaos are officially licensed in pettiness. 🖤
In Episode 21, “Certified Haters,” Betty kicks things off with check-ins and the hosts’ most feral moments of the week before declaring it open season on irrational grudges, petty rivalries, and hater behavior we’re only slightly ashamed of. From hilariously small annoyances to deeply personal beefs that make no logical sense, this episode is a celebration of the hate we hold near and dear.
Betty leads the main discussion as:
Helen, Narci, and Madge each confess a certified hater moment
The crew reflects on whether pettiness is a flaw… or a lifestyle
Then, the Feral Oracle is summoned to decide whether these grudges are cosmically justified—or if everyone’s just being truly feral. The episode wraps with final reflections, public admissions of petty behavior, and a listener prompt inviting you to share your own proudest hater story.
✨ Equal parts funny, relatable, and unhinged, this episode proves that sometimes hating is self-care.
Listener Prompt:
What’s your funniest or pettiest certified hater story—the one you still tell with pride?
Here’s to the pettiness that keeps life spicy. Stay feral. Stay certified. 🎙️🔥
