The boys kick off the episode by unveiling the brand-new Verbal Warning stickers, immediately arguing about which one looks the most “feral in a good way.” From there, the night spirals into a full-blown debate about the perfect movie trilogy, and somehow Josh and Dylan manage to compare Kung Fu Panda to John Wick with a straight face.
They break down the greatest sets of three ever made —
• Christian Bale’s Batman
• The Hangover (which hits too close to home)
• Rush Hour
• Planet of the Apes
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• How to Train Your Dragon
• Cars
• Iron Man
• Back to the Future
• John Wick
— until they reach the undisputed king: The Cornetto Trilogy, crowned as Australia’s unofficial cultural heritage.
But that’s only the sober part of the episode.
From there it becomes chaos:
• Dylan recounts Halloween weekend antics involving a spooky blow-up costume and a McRib that “changed his life”
• Josh has a full emotional breakdown over his microphone dramas, claiming it’s “sabotage from the audio gods”
• The boys attempt to explain Super Mario 2 as if it’s a fever dream (it is)
• And everything somehow devolves into a cursed tangent about the phrase “All roads lead to Rome”, which Dylan swears is connected to the Alice in Wonderland rabbit
By the end, Josh is convinced he’s fallen into a multiverse, Dylan is yelling about pandas knowing kung fu, and the studio has the same energy as a pub at 3am after a UFC card.
It’s cinematic.
It’s cursed.
It’s chaotic.
It’s Verbal Warning.
