Hey everybody! It's David's birthday, and you can celebrate with us! On The guest list tonight, we have Ray, Tavo, Henry, and of course the birthday boy himself, David! We will have cake and play a fun game, so join in the fun! Grab a hard beverage of your choice and join us in toasting one of your favorite Suspects on his big day! R.S.V.P. now, because space is limited! See you there, and bring a gift, ya cheap jerk! Love, The Suspects.
