I just got back from my vasectomy consultation. A German man cupped my balls. That’s not a metaphor — that actually happened.
In this episode, I unpack why I volunteered for the snip, what the consultation was like (surprisingly gentle), and the big emotional questions it raises:
Am I done having kids? Will it hurt? Will it mess with my mojo?
Also: Why I’m doing this for my partner, what it costs in Germany, and why this tiny, terrifying procedure might be the most grown-up thing I’ve ever done.
Spoiler: I’ll be back for part two — probably with frozen peas on my crotch.
