Welcome back to the Drunk Tank—where the takes are hot and the drinks are cold. 🍻 Public Drunk & Gage the Yam Man dive into a wild week across CFB, NFL, MLB, sim racing, and more.Chapters:0:00 Cold open & weekend drinks2:09 Drunk Takes: Hurts vs Sam Howell (petty fantasy vibes)4:12 OU QB talk: Mike Hawkins vs John Mateer + Chipotle scoop7:31 Texas offense slander & OU–Texas vibes7:36 Pour One Out / Raise a Glass: Mets flop, Georgia streak snapped, UVA chaos, Max Verstappen GT3, Penix & Bijan14:10 Big Brother finale quick hit15:18 Sticks & Wheels: 24h of Fuji drama + Le Mans league shenanigans16:59 EA CFB dynasties: 5–0 into Red River, freshman QB with elite dev19:23 Saturday Tailgate: FSU–UVA, ASU–TCU, Ohio State python squeeze, Ole Miss–LSU, A&M’s sack fest, Bama–Georgia, Tennessee escapes, Notre Dame bounce-back, Miami–FSU preview, Mississippi State respect check44:17 Huddle & Chug: NFL ties are trash, Steelers in Ireland, Lions cook, Giants win with Dart, Chiefs bury Ravens, Colts-Rams heartbreaker54:03 NBA Corner: Celtics/Tatum timeline noise, Zion slim, AD… not-as-slim56:17 Other Sports: Ryder Cup roast, MLB Wild Card picture (Mariners, Blue Jays, Padres/Cubs, Reds/Dodgers), Big Dumper lore1:04:00 Mascot Minute: Big Red supremacy1:04:19 Bartender’s Bets: PD—Florida +7.5; Gage—Miami -4.5; Owen—Vandy +9.51:05:43 Final Rinse & sign-off🔥 SegmentsDrunk Takes of the WeekPour One Out / Raise a GlassSticks & Wheels (sim racing)Saturday Tailgate (CFB)Huddle & Chug (NFL)The Huddle: Bartender’s Bets👊 Support the showSubscribe, drop a like, and comment your lock of the week. It cures bad beats.Follow: @PuBLiKDrUnK | Tagline: “Where the takes are hot and the drinks are cold.”
