It’s another jam-packed week on The Drunk Tank! Public Drunk and Gage the Yam Man recap the holiday weekend (and some strong Arnold Palmies), then dive straight into a loaded slate of football overreactions and hot takes.
Drunk Takes of the Week: Miami to win the ACC? Utah to win (and make noise in) the Big 12?
Pour One Out / Raise a Glass: Clemson vs LSU fans gone wild, Isaac Hajar’s F1 rise, 2K servers “SGA’d,” and Jackson Arnold running all over Baylor.
Around the Leagues: Florida State steamrolls Bama, Ohio State clamps Texas, and the SEC silences haters.
NFL Talk: Micah Parsons traded to Green Bay, NFC playoff picks, plus the Bartender’s Bets standings (spoiler: not great for the hosts).
Other Sports: NASCAR Southern 500, Lando Norris vs Oscar Piastri in F1, and more chaos across motorsports.
The guys wrap with AP poll reactions, OU–Michigan preview, and a reminder: catch Public Drunk live streaming his game reaction on Twitch this weekend. Hot takes, cold drinks, and plenty of laughs—don’t miss it.
