Jonah really said “I’m not going to Nineveh 🚫🏙️—my ex lives there and I got beef 🥴💔.” Man ran from God, got yeeted into the sea 🌊, and straight-up swallowed by a big fish (not a whale, stop saying whale 🐳❌). He finally preaches, but still sulks, hiding under a plant 🌱 that a caterpillar munches like Taco Tuesday 🐛💥. Racist, bitter, and dramatic—but God still used him 🙌🔥.
