Moses went from palace life 👑 to desert leader 🏜️ real quick. His mom finessed Pharaoh’s daughter and got paid to raise her own son 🤫💵, and when God pulled up in a burning bush 🌳🔥, He gave Moses a to-do list 📝 instead of a speech (that stammer wasn’t built for public speaking 😬). Somehow the awkward guy with zero popularity votes ended up being the chosen one 🤌🔥—proof God’s picks >>> people’s polls. 🙌
