"Conan; what is best in life?"
"eating a curry hotter then the sun and choosing not to vomit, screaming so loudly over the idea of a sex device i bleed into a channel that isn't running on the mixer, remaking The Accused with Jodie Foster as the rapist; in a ditch."
"er... something more concise?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
"better. Good"
