🎮 THE ZERO POINT REPORT: WE'RE BACK! 🎮
Episode 101-DPO | April 17th, 2025
Hey Secret World fam! We're FINALLY back after our two-month disappearing act! 😷
What We've Been Up To
The gang's all here - Ocho, 2TonWaffle (who is ENORMOUS, btw), Jimmy the Rabbit, and "a puppy" (who's getting bigger!) catching up after battling the elementary school germ factory. Winter colds, spring allergies, and technical gremlins tried to keep us down, but they failed!
Game Talk Highlights
- Envoys of Avalon showed up fashionably late (as usual) from March 19-30. It's now been SIX YEARS of this spring event! Time flies when you're fighting supernatural forces!
- Wing Color Squad Check: We've got the full spectrum covered between us! Blue, gold, and black wings represent! Turns out some of us may have accidentally "waffled" on our faction choices. 😂 Oops!
- OMG This Giveaway Though… Community hero Chemish is hosting what might be the BIGGEST giveaway in Secret World history! We're talking radiant talismans, weapons, signets, glyphs, gadgets, and enough containers to make your inventory explode! Some lucky player is about to become VERY powerful!
Cool Moments
- "Damn, that's a big bitch!" - Classic movie reference that led us down a Dungeons & Dragons tangent
- "Is blue like the middle choice?" - Confusion about how wing colors actually work
- "TSWDB.com - the official sponsor, but they don't give us any money" - Our unofficial official sponsor!
Catch us next time when we'll hopefully not wait two months to return! Your elementary school germs can't stop us forever!
