It's the first day of 2026, and it's our VERY FIRST VIDEO EPISODE! Will our faces help or hurt our subscriber count? Only time (and your ability to follow Ashley's fiery instructions) will tell!
It's 2026, and we are coming in HOT. The reason for the explicit rating becomes abundantly clear right off the bat, and Cayce has a follow-up question for Ashley. How do you say "thank you" to a toddler who is screaming about red cups? Hint: we don't just embrace the full chalance. We embrace the full a**holery. Then, we are fully in the "dislike" camp when it comes to New Year's Resolutions, until a certain Pentagon-advising, TIME-magazine-writing neuroscientist converts us. Do you have a Word of the Year? And, perhaps more importantly, do you have tips to help us keep our resolution (ugh) to be healthy in 2026? Do we just need to bathe in hand sanitizer?!
Finally, Ashley's cooking and Cayce's anticipating miracles. 2026, we're here for you! Now, go share this episode with your 1,000 friends and amplify the sh*t out of us! Thanks, love you, bye!
