In this episode of Dave’s Candid Philosophy, the snarky Microsoft Word TTS avatar—chosen by Dave because he’s “cost-effective” in the same way a stapler is—introduces a deep dive into why existential questions strike only when life is finally calm. After roasting Dave’s frugality, the avatar explains how existential dread emerges not during chaos but during comfort, when the story we tell about our lives stops matching the lives we’re living. Act 2 explores the predictable moments when “What am I doing with my life?” attacks—thresholds, quiet afternoons, successes, comparisons, and random brain turbulence—while Act 3 examines Essentialism and Existentialism as two competing operating systems: one inherited, stable, and comforting; the other self-authored, destabilizing, and full of freedom and anxiety. Humans live between these forces, pulled by the safety of what they were given and the possibility of what they might become.
