This week on Nice One Cyril we somehow manage to cover both Spurs’ mini-resurrection and the end of civilisation as we know it.
We break down the Brentford win — Xavi running the show, Archie Grey looking the part, actual energy, attacking and even Porro’s defence-splitting absurdist masterpiece of a pass.
Spurs fans rank bottom of the Happiness Table… though Kev insists he’s now oscillating between optimism and full meltdown depending on the minute.
Gary of Harlow wants Troy Parrott back (idiot), Bissouma’s laughing-gas debacle might have ended his Spurs career, and we squeeze in some Gooner-baiting before previewing Sparta Prague.
It’s football therapy. It’s nonsense. It’s Spurs. Enjoy.
