This cake was beautifully crafted by dudes on the moon with fuzzy brains. Ham-Bone wishes to leave this planet and escape to Mars. Pink Floyd mysteriously linked to Centaurs. Jimothy gets quite suggestive towards the audience. Dreams and nightmares of the brain-dead. Tea-bagging folks at funerals. Mayonnaise jars full of fists. Finding corpses instead of fossils in Animal Crossing; whoo whoo! Tom Nook is the criminal that found the island first. Ham-Bone and Jimothy look at Rob Schneider, David Spade, Mike Myers, and Dana Carvey. The boys are wigged out by Dr. Seuss illustrations. Questioning green eggs as children. Timmy got poisoned! The feather-duster crust-buster and hands-free weed-eater. Sampson likes reading Dr. Seuss books while passing out (he can't read). Ham-Bone is made super uncomfortable by Sampson's priceless and persistent presence. Sampson continues to bamboozle cops and he won't clean his dead pet's fish tank. Ham-Bone teaches Jimothy what "mint" and "WAP" means because he's ancient. The odds of Jimothy getting beat up at a braincake party by a fan in the future. Ham-Bone earns his nickname. A penis with penis appendages. Macho impotence! Tattoos so offensively dumb that its criminal to charge for them. Jimothy doesn't want you in his bubble with your germs. Kids being upright, mobile disease nests. Hard times, daddy! A computa done replaced ye! ----HOSTS: Jimothy & Ham-Bone
