Gimme some old-timey English. Only the disheveled and defeated can work at the braincake brothel. Melancholic lap dances. Upbeat death metal and Creed Wednesdays. Jimothy and Jer tell of their first time experiences in a strip club. Jimothy denies having anger problems to the braincake brethren. Tales of the clumsy dancer and the sad dancer. The braincake brothel has drive thru lap dances and strippers on roller skates. Jimothy and Ham-Bone recall a hotel party gone wrong, saved by Random Hero (charge free too!). The excitement of gaining entry to doors. Harvesting death harbingers. A warm warm community welcome for a sex offender. Baby baptisms by various means. Many many potatos. Brock and Kiwi connect via crunchy peanut butter. The dignity in dying on a public bathroom floor. Ham-Bone, Kiwi, and Jer pass out and wake up in various places. People need choked and people wanna choke. The boys share their perspective of being a part of an extremely small high school populus. School figures that practice(d) spanking. Electric paddles, megaphones, fistfights and an unconscious principal. The boys reminensce on high school memories briefly. shinkicking and fin. ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Brock, Ham-Bone, Jer
