Kiwi and Gunboi gloat over stopping the creation of a cursed cake. Thoughts on Khabib Nurmagomedov's appearance on Mike Tyson's podcast. Tyson's shrooms, weed, birds, and threats. As always; don't hurt us, Mike. UFC chatter and missiles. On the hunt for a Russian Eagle. The urge to push buttons. The darkness in Hunchback of Notre Dame. Assisted sex for Quasimodo. Kiwi learns what an incel is. Analyzing the idea of legalizing prostitution or medically assisted sex. The Pussy/Bussy card. Several bad ideas for wrestling signs in the crowds. Kiwi tries to shill E-Vapes. All the smoke in your face. Cigarette rehab. Too old to make a sandwich, too old for volume. Nothing to do in Eastern KY but talk 'n' fart. Kiwi has a dream about eating a copious amount of frozen shit. Topping off your cereal. Cats playing with mice guts, it would be you if it weren't for their size! Taking off your shirt to punk out a bear. Gunboi suggests a tv show idea involving the cast of Jersey Shore with some slasher/elimination/docu-series innovation. The Ed(Ad)ucation Connection jingle. Why are jingles in so many memories? Pay away the ads! Kiwi forgot his grand scheme to dominate YouTube, but then remembers. Gunboi likes naked yoga. Juiceboxing. Gunboi and Kiwi create the perverse restaurant called Southwest Jimothy's Juicebox, featuring dildo drinks, animatronic cowboys, and nutrients packed into straws. Kiwi awkwardly inquires about Gunboi's wellbeing, leading to a toothpick being inserted into this cursed cake. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi
