Jimothy isn't allowed to use modern slang and Kiwi loves the gays. Kiwi channels the spirit of Gunboi & Jimothy. Not everyone can master dark humor. Addressing the Optimus Prime Virus with the Duke Nukem mentality. Kiwi won't update his computer. The boys don't remember half the stuff they've recorded. A slight look-back at braincake. past. Brock Lesnar sweats an uncomfortable amount. Johnny Knoxville declares his entry into WWE's Royal Rumble match. DON'T DO IT JOHNNY! Using Knoxville's limp corpse in future Jackass movies and weapons intelligence. Raiding Bam Margera's house with an intervention prank and drugs. Oblivion NPCS! (NPC eats a poison apple/NPC practices 100 speech on a shopkeep). Jimothy Rulez! Kiwi Rulez! Mario informs the kids that drugs will make you experience hell in and after life. Jimothy was a bored child at church and spat in holy water. Kids angering kids over Jesus drawings. Moral hurdles between religions. The concept of evil/universally agreed upon taboos. Cannibalism is poopoo unless you're the Aghori tribe, ask the Wildboyz! Necrophiliacs gangs in Wisconsin. Rod Ferrell was once on death row; forever a larping vampire. Jesse Ventura spits out political rhetoric before being escorted and replaced by Sampson. Sampson tripped DMT and saw an African American for the first time. Sampson said he wants a job and he doesn't want drugs anymore, or does he? Sampson plays with turtles and makes you your Big Macs without gloves. Kiwi mistakes Sampson for someone else and convinces Sampson it's a drug instead. No more slacking!!! Also, a new birbo picture for the cake den! ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy
