What could be more exciting than Johnny Depp as a math teacher? What about Johnny Depp as a math teacher...in Europe? Well, all you gotta do now is take that combination, throw in Angelina Jolie and BAM we get THE TOURIST. A romantic thriller about an American tourist who visits Italy to fall in love with a stranger on a train. You know how those American math teachers are...If a train is going down the tracks at 100mph and Angelina Jolie sits down next to you. What is the probability of Johnny Depp falling in love? The answer is C. Very High.
