Tonight, the A-Team of Farace and Tim take the mic—Anthony and Dave are out, possibly still trying to process the fact that Aaron Rodgers actually signed a contract. That’s right, after months of cryptic quotes and holding everyone hostage like it was *Lost*, Rodgers is heading to Pittsburgh. Unfortunately for the Steelers, they now lead the league in ayahuasca exposure. Don’t worry—neither Tim nor Farace are buying in. They’re just happy he’s *not* a Giant.In the NHL, the Stanley Cup Final kicked off in *Edmonton*, where the Oilers took Game 1 behind lockdown goaltending from Stuart Skinner and just enough from Connor McDavid, who’s still terrifying even when he doesn’t score. The Panthers will look to bounce back before Alberta gets their long-awaited parade.In the NBA, it’s Game 1 of the Finals tonight: Pacers vs. Thunder. Don’t let the small markets fool you—OKC is *dominant*. They’re the No. 1 seed for a reason, led by MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and a squad that’s been steamrolling opponents. The Pacers? Credit where it’s due—Halliburton flops his way into effectiveness, and somehow Indy just keeps winning. But that Thunder storm is real.Farace also takes some time to mourn—and rage—over the firing of Knicks coach Tom Thibodeau. He kept receipts. He’s got takes. And MSG is still louder than whatever garden Boston pretends is better.In football gaming news, Saquon Barkley graces the cover of *Madden 26*, which is cool if you enjoy beautifully rendered injuries. Meanwhile, Stephen A. Smith is back on Sirius XM, because clearly the world needed more sports opinions screamed at Mach 10.And both the Mets and Yankees sit in first place… so for now, Farace and Tim are actually at peace. Well, until the next bullpen collapse.Come for the playoff talk, stay for the therapy session. It’s *Unsportsmanlike Conduct*—and we’re just getting started.
